Original Broadway Cast (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs
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Đóng góp: VELMA
Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn.
TRACY
Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
PENNY
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
VELMA
Fro nt step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and, oh, Amber, look at this motly crew!
Things sure have changed since when I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs!
VELMA
Oh, my God how times have changed, these girls must be blind, or completly deranged!
But time seemed to halt, when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Amber, that move is far too dirty!
AMBER
Mother , wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
VELMA
You can laugh, but life's a test!
Don't do this, don't do that!
Remember, Mother knows best!
And the crowns in the valt
from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
AMBER
These steps are perfect ammunition.
VELMA
L et me show you how your Mommy dear,
took out the competition.
Girls, go get 'em, boys lets ramba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Those poor runner ups
might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges!
Those broads thought they'd win,
If a plate they would spin in their dance...not a chance!!
Boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
COUNCIL MEMBERS
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
VELMA
Ready? Begin.
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or backbone grind bind!
AMBER
Was that a dance for fleas and ticks?
VELMA
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
Oh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
and preparing SOUFLEES!
But that triple somersault
Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
DANCE BREAK!
VELMA
Procee d.
AMBER
Are you scared, we're on live?
TRACY
No, I'm sure I can cope.
AMBER
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
COUNCIL GIRLS
Cinemascope!
VELMA
I never drank one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
AMBER
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
VELMA
Kid, she'll never get a date
'til Daddy buys her a new nose!
I would say
Oy gevalt!!...
If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
AMBER
Do you dance like you dress?
LINK
Amber, theres no need to be cruel.
VELMA
wuld u swm in an intergrated pool?
TRACY
I sure would! I'm all for intergration! It's the new frontier!
VELMA
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough
and when I saw you I knew
if your size weren't enough
your last answer just blew it!
and so my dear
so short and stout
you'll never be in
so we're kicking you out!
with your form and your face
Oh, but it isn't your falt!
You're just down with a case of Miss
ENSEMBLE
Balti more
VELMA
Crabs!!. ..Ugh, you may go.
PENNY
I think they secretly liked you!
LIL INEZ
May I please audition?
VELMA
Of course not
but you can bow and exalt
'cause I am Miss Baltimore Crabs!
COUNCIL GIRLS
Crabs, crabs, crabs
[Thanks to keziah for corrections]
Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn.
TRACY
Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
PENNY
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
VELMA
Fro nt step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and, oh, Amber, look at this motly crew!
Things sure have changed since when I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs!
VELMA
Oh, my God how times have changed, these girls must be blind, or completly deranged!
But time seemed to halt, when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Amber, that move is far too dirty!
AMBER
Mother , wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
VELMA
You can laugh, but life's a test!
Don't do this, don't do that!
Remember, Mother knows best!
And the crowns in the valt
from when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
AMBER
These steps are perfect ammunition.
VELMA
L et me show you how your Mommy dear,
took out the competition.
Girls, go get 'em, boys lets ramba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Those poor runner ups
might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges!
Those broads thought they'd win,
If a plate they would spin in their dance...not a chance!!
Boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
COUNCIL MEMBERS
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
VELMA
Ready? Begin.
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or backbone grind bind!
AMBER
Was that a dance for fleas and ticks?
VELMA
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
Oh I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
and preparing SOUFLEES!
But that triple somersault
Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
DANCE BREAK!
VELMA
Procee d.
AMBER
Are you scared, we're on live?
TRACY
No, I'm sure I can cope.
AMBER
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
COUNCIL GIRLS
Cinemascope!
VELMA
I never drank one chocolate malt
no desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
AMBER
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
VELMA
Kid, she'll never get a date
'til Daddy buys her a new nose!
I would say
Oy gevalt!!...
If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs
AMBER
Do you dance like you dress?
LINK
Amber, theres no need to be cruel.
VELMA
wuld u swm in an intergrated pool?
TRACY
I sure would! I'm all for intergration! It's the new frontier!
VELMA
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough
and when I saw you I knew
if your size weren't enough
your last answer just blew it!
and so my dear
so short and stout
you'll never be in
so we're kicking you out!
with your form and your face
Oh, but it isn't your falt!
You're just down with a case of Miss
ENSEMBLE
Balti more
VELMA
Crabs!!. ..Ugh, you may go.
PENNY
I think they secretly liked you!
LIL INEZ
May I please audition?
VELMA
Of course not
but you can bow and exalt
'cause I am Miss Baltimore Crabs!
COUNCIL GIRLS
Crabs, crabs, crabs
[Thanks to keziah for corrections]
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